There are many things that baffle me, puzzle me and just make me say "hmmmm." I'll share a few...
1. Why does Mr. Peanut wear a monocle? Does he only have one eye? Is he blind? Did he poke himself in the eye with that cane? And who wears spats anymore?
2. Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear? Isn't driving dangerous enough without the tricky fun-house mirrors?
3. How come you can't get sesame seed buns in anything smaller than a 12 pack? You can get an 8 pack of regular buns, but I challenge you to find an 8 pack of sesame seed buns. What's up with that?
4. Why does the Hamburger Helper helping hand only have 4 fingers? How helpful is that? If he really wanted to be helpful, he'd have 6 or 8 on one hand.
5. Why do most lesbians look like men? Don't they hate men?
Well, those are just a few on a long list of things that make me say "hmmmmm..." Now let me hear some of yours!
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- Tracey
- Homosassa, Florida, United States
- The Lord has blessed us and we are so undeserving. We recently moved to Florida and feel like we are on an eternal vacation! We love our church, our family and friends, and are enjoying life on the nature coast. My husband is in the ministry and my son is a student at UCF. I am a fan of actions, not words. I despise racism. I think we should be the change we wish to see in others. My life verse is I Corinthians 15:58.
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8 sweet friends had to say...:
I haven't done this in YEARS, but working for an accounting firm, I see people who do, so my question is....Why do banks think you have money to pay bounced check fees when you don't have the money in your account to cover the check to begin with?
ok...you are cracking me up, girl! Especially the hamburger helper hand thing....
Mine is ....why is it that SOME (not all) people with Jesus bumper stickers forget that they have Jesus bumper stickers and drive like they don't have the Jesus bumper stickers???? I had this lady stare me down the other day and when she passed me ...yep..."Jesus Loves You" and the Fish thing.
LOL...very funny, Tracey. And I love Hamburger Helper. One of my favorite meals. Cheeseburger Macaroni; Lasagna; Three Cheese; Mmmmmmmmmm.......
Ok....Now, I'm hungry.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOOOOOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS!
Your Mom
Preach it MAMA MARILYN!
Come on! You know we all have the SAME amount of time...it's just what we do with it, right? Or so Charles Q. Carter always said!
preach it, sista....
I have to say I never noticed Mr. Hamburger Helper but you can bet that once I get my behind off this chair, I will be going to the cabinet to find a box and check him out.
I find the fact that he's a male interesting - gals are much more helpful around my house than my man.... :)
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